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Originally written on 2004-03-20 at 3:44 p.m. The Dland Band
This is the result of a chat that took place March 19, 2004. As bored chatters we made up a band and grand touring plans, a roster, and even designated groupies.
Kentucky Fried Babies
First Album: Happy Spleen Land
Genre: Punk-bluegrass music
Fo Shixxlen: drums
Sweets: bass clarinet
GRUNST: dancer, backing vocals, harmonica
Ominous Memento: backing vocals, dancer, also books our venues
Erm IDK: tambourine, dancer
Lefty: keyboards
Mrr: Ukelele, also the driver of our $4 million mobile home
SHRUGS : guitar
LISHES: vocals/songwriter
BOB: banjo
MAGGOT: trombone
SLAPPY: bass
GROUPIES:
"Groupies have no nicknames. They don't get linked either!":
dead-dollz: Villes groupie
takemeawayxx
lullaymarie: Everyones groupie
Assiram: Daaths groupie
hmmmm5656
danzerkitty
snub-reality: Boos groupie
tanky567
ROSTER
Things we demand to have before every show or we refuse to go onstage:
-cunt shaped cheetos
-a bag of only green M&Ms
-four cases of Fiji bottled water
-a pinball machine
-2 personal trainers
-2 hot Irish guys
-4 japanese midget masseurs with mullets
-Glow in the dark condoms (for Mrr)
-1 accountant from Singapore
-3 Swiss bank accounts
-1 Isle Of Man bank account
-500 liters of hot cocoa with little marshmallows
-2 hammocks
-1 pair of penny loafers
-Cigars
-Personalized bathrobes: green for Erm IDK, White for Ominous Memento
-Naked pictures of Bea Arthur
-Viagra
-Dildos
-1 Nordic Ice Princess
-Some icy-hot (for GRUNST and Mrr)
-Healthy supply of Elle, Revolver, Newsweek magazines
-Johnny Walker Black, Smirnoff Vodka, Royal Oak Rum, Red Wine (Merlot), Jagermeister, Champagne
-1 Versace wardrobe for Ominous Memento
-Versus by Versace
-1 custom pick-axe for Slappy
-Fireworks
-Caltrate
-1 super large pack of suppositories for GRUNST
-1 lemur (for Mrr)
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Diaryland Chat Band
Originally written on 2004-03-20 at 3:44 p.m. The Dland Band
This is the result of a chat that took place March 19, 2004. As bored chatters we made up a band and grand touring plans, a roster, and even designated groupies.
Kentucky Fried Babies
First Album: Happy Spleen Land
Genre: Punk-bluegrass music
Fo Shixxlen: drums
Sweets: bass clarinet
GRUNST: dancer, backing vocals, harmonica
Ominous Memento: backing vocals, dancer, also books our venues
Erm IDK: tambourine, dancer
Lefty: keyboards
Mrr: Ukelele, also the driver of our $4 million mobile home
SHRUGS : guitar
LISHES: vocals/songwriter
BOB: banjo
MAGGOT: trombone
SLAPPY: bass
GROUPIES:
"Groupies have no nicknames. They don't get linked either!":
dead-dollz: Villes groupie
takemeawayxx
lullaymarie: Everyones groupie
Assiram: Daaths groupie
hmmmm5656
danzerkitty
snub-reality: Boos groupie
tanky567
ROSTER
Things we demand to have before every show or we refuse to go onstage:
-cunt shaped cheetos
-a bag of only green M&Ms
-four cases of Fiji bottled water
-a pinball machine
-2 personal trainers
-2 hot Irish guys
-4 japanese midget masseurs with mullets
-Glow in the dark condoms (for Mrr)
-1 accountant from Singapore
-3 Swiss bank accounts
-1 Isle Of Man bank account
-500 liters of hot cocoa with little marshmallows
-2 hammocks
-1 pair of penny loafers
-Cigars
-Personalized bathrobes: green for Erm IDK, White for Ominous Memento
-Naked pictures of Bea Arthur
-Viagra
-Dildos
-1 Nordic Ice Princess
-Some icy-hot (for GRUNST and Mrr)
-Healthy supply of Elle, Revolver, Newsweek magazines
-Johnny Walker Black, Smirnoff Vodka, Royal Oak Rum, Red Wine (Merlot), Jagermeister, Champagne
-1 Versace wardrobe for Ominous Memento
-Versus by Versace
-1 custom pick-axe for Slappy
-Fireworks
-Caltrate
-1 super large pack of suppositories for GRUNST
-1 lemur (for Mrr)
the pic that used to be here
18682 visitors from 8/1/2004 to 1/17/15